Andy Weir

The Martian

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  • Nurlan Süleymanovhas quoted6 years ago
    The cost for my survival must have been hundreds of millions of dollars. All to save one dorky botanist. Why bother?
    Well, okay. I know the answer to that. Part of it might be what I represent: progress, science, and the interplanetary future we’ve dreamed of for centuries. But really, they did it because every human being has a basic instinct to help each other out. It might not seem that way sometimes, but it’s true.
    If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to give blood. If an earthquake levels a city, people all over the world will send emergency supplies. This is so fundamentally human that it’s found in every culture without exception. Yes, there are assholes who just don’t care, but they’re massively outnumbered by the people who do. And because of that, I had billions of people on my side.
    Pretty cool, eh?
    Anyway, my ribs hurt like hell, my vision is still blurry from acceleration sickness, I’m really hungry, it’ll be another 211 days before I’m back on Earth, and, apparently, I smell like a skunk took a shit on some sweat socks.
    This is the happiest day of my life.
  • billecarthas quoted10 years ago
    Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
  • Николай Березовскийhas quoted2 years ago
    I can’t wait till I have grandchildren. “When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!”
  • Николай Березовскийhas quoted2 years ago
    I’ll roll the damn airlock.
  • Николай Березовскийhas quoted2 years ago
    As usual, I’m working with stuff that was deliberately designed not to burn. But no amount of careful design by NASA can get around a determined arsonist with a tank of pure oxygen.
  • Николай Березовскийhas quoted2 years ago
    NASA, however, is absolutely shitting itself. They see the water reclaimer as a critical survival element. There’s no backup, and they think I’ll die instantly without it. To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it’s “Tuesday.”
  • Николай Березовскийhas quoted2 years ago
    As I made my way toward the RTG’s burial site, it hit me: Mars is a barren wasteland and I am completely alone here. I already knew that, of course. But there’s a difference between knowing it and really experiencing it.
  • Николай Березовскийhas quoted2 years ago
    The problem was exhaling. Do you know how much oxygen you absorb out of the air when you take a normal breath? I don’t know either, but it’s not 100 percent. Every time I exhaled, I added more oxygen to the system.
  • eddiehas quoted3 years ago
    “Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute.… I’m looking at my shoulder patch and it turns out I’m the commander. Sit tight. We’re coming to get you.”
    “Smart-ass.”

    every.character.is.an.amazing.genius.smartass.

  • eddiehas quoted3 years ago
    “I admit it’s fatally dangerous,” Watney said. “But consider this: I’d get to fly around like Iron Man.”
    “We’ll keep working on ideas,” Lewis said.
    “Iron Man, Commander. Iron Man.”

    mark watney pls just marry me this man is fucking amazing

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