Christopher Moore

A Dirty Job

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  • b1784340806has quoted9 years ago
    Most of us don’t live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we’re a whole bunch of selves
  • Furry-tales Tellerhas quoted4 years ago
    I am a firm believer that desire is the source of most of human suffering, you’re aware, and no culprit is more heinous than desire for material gain.”
  • Soliloquios Literarioshas quoted4 years ago
    The problem (Charlie’s problem) is that the Beta Male imagination has become superfluous in the face of modern society. Like the saber-toothed tiger’s fangs, or the Alpha Male’s testosterone, there’s just more Beta Male imagination than can really be put to good use. Consequently, a lot of Beta Males become hypochondriacs, neurotics, paranoids, or develop an addiction to porn or video games.
  • Soliloquios Literarioshas quoted4 years ago
    Fill your belly.

    Day and night make merry,

    Let Days be full of joy.

    Love the child that holds your hand.

    Let your wife delight in your embrace.

    For these alone are the concerns of man.

    —The Epic of Gilgamesh
  • Soliloquios Literarioshas quoted4 years ago
    While Alpha Males are often gifted with superior physical attributes—size, strength, speed, good looks—selected by evolution over the eons by the strongest surviving and, essentially, getting all the girls, the Beta Male gene has survived not by meeting and overcoming adversity, but by anticipating and avoiding it. That is, when the Alpha Males were out charging after mastodons, the Beta Males could imagine in advance that attacking what was essentially an angry, woolly bulldozer with a pointy stick might be a losing proposition, so they hung back at camp to console the grieving widows
  • Darija Živkovićhas quoted6 years ago
    Well, it’s the same with souls. They only ascend. A person gets a soul when they can carry it to the next level, when they are ready to learn the next lesson.”
  • Oksana Shuryginahas quoted7 years ago
    “Have you ever seen a dog that size before?”
    “There are no dogs that size.”
    “What do you call those, then?”
    “Those aren’t dogs, Asher, those are hellhounds.”
    “How do you know that?”
    “I know that because before I started learning about herbs and reductions and stuff, I spent my free time reading about the dark side, and those guys come up from time to time.”
    “If we know that, then what are you going to do research on?”
    “I’m going to try to find out what sent them.” She patted his shoulder. “I have to go open the shop. You go make nice with the goggies.”
    “What do I feed them?”
    “Purina Hellhound Chow.”
    “They make that?”
    “What do you think?”
    “’Kay,” Charlie said.
  • Oksana Shuryginahas quoted7 years ago
    He bought them a large kidney-shaped dish that had its own little island, a plastic palm tree, some aquatic plants, and a snail. The snail, presumably, to bolster the self-esteem of the turtles: “You think we’re slow? Look at that guy.” To shore up the snail’s morale in the same way, there was a rock.
  • Oleg Kypchas quoted7 years ago
    What you seek, you shall never find.
    For when the Gods made man,
    They kept immortality for themselves.
    Fill your belly.
    Day and night make merry,
    Let Days be full of joy.
    Love the child that holds your hand.
    Let your wife delight in your embrace.
    For these alone are the concerns of man.
    —The Epic of Gilgamesh
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