bookmate game
Terry David John Pratchett

Jingo

Notify me when the book’s added
To read this book, upload an EPUB or FB2 file to Bookmate. How do I upload a book?
  • Макс Поляковhas quoted5 years ago
    And finally,” said the Patrician, “the beautiful Beti will do an exotic dance.”

    The crowd fell silent.

    Then someone at the back said, “How much do we have to pay for her not to?”
  • Макс Поляковhas quoted5 years ago
    “So perhaps Jabbar tells them when it's wise to charge?” said Vimes brightly.

    “It's always wise to charge, offendi,” said Jabbar. He bowed again. “My tent is your tent,” he said.

    “It is?” said Vimes.

    “My wives are your wives.,.”

    Vimes looked panicky. “They are? Really?”
  • Макс Поляковhas quoted5 years ago
    They're D'regs, sir,” said Carrot. “But – this is all wrong…”

    “What do you mean?”

    “We're not dead yet.”
  • Макс Поляковhas quoted5 years ago
    Well, initially,” said Jackson. “That's obvious. But you know what they say, lad. ‘Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.’ See my point?”
  • Макс Поляковhas quoted5 years ago
    In fact, men, the general has this to say about ensuring against defeat when outnumbered, out-weaponed and outpositioned. It is…” he turned the page, “‘Don't Have a Battle
  • Макс Поляковhas quoted5 years ago
    “And when they were thirsty in the desert, sir, the Four Tribes of Khanli were succoured by a sudden and supernatural rain of rain, sir.”

    “A rain of rain?” said Vimes, almost mesmerized by Visit's absolute conviction.

    “Perfectly normal phenomenon,” sneered Reg Shoe. “Probably water was evaporated from the ocean, was blown through the sky, condensed around nuclei when it ran into cold air, and precipitated…” He stopped, and continued irritably, “Anyway, I don't believe it.”
  • Макс Поляковhas quoted5 years ago
    “Leonard keeps talking about hieroglyphs,” said Nobby. “What're they, sarge?”

    Colon hesitated, but not for long. “A type of mollusc, corporal.”

    “Cor, you know everything, sarge,” said Nobby admiringly. “That's what hieroglyphs are, is it? So, if we go any deeper, they'll be loweroglyphs?”

    There was something slightly off-putting about Nobby's grin. Sergeant Colon decided to go for broke.

    “Don't be daft, Nobby. ‘Loweroglphys if you go lower…’ Oh my me.”

    “Sorry, sarge.”

    “Everyone knows you don't get loweroglyphs in these waters.”
  • Макс Поляковhas quoted5 years ago
    “Listen, you don't have an appointment for being assassinated!”

    The demon went silent for a moment, and then said:

    “You mean it should be on your To Do list?” Its voice was trembling.

    “You mean like: ‘To Do: Die’?”

    “Look, it's no good taking it out on me just because you're not on the right time line!”

    “What the hell does that mean?”

    “Aha, I knew you didn't read the manual!
  • Макс Поляковhas quoted5 years ago
    And the Patrician was against printing because if people knew too much it would only bother them
  • Макс Поляковhas quoted5 years ago
    But Carrot really did believe that personal wasn't the same as important. Of course, Vimes believed the same thing. You had to hope that when push came to shove you'd act the right way. But there was something slightly creepy about someone who didnt just believe it, but lived their life by it. It was as unnerving as meeting a really poor priest.

    Obviously, it was a consideration that if someone
fb2epub
Drag & drop your files (not more than 5 at once)