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Sarah Mlynowski

Ten Things We Did (and Probably Shouldn't Have)

  • Sarahas quoted5 years ago
    Two half-naked boys in the great room. One in a tiara.
  • Sarahas quoted5 years ago
    Zachary was asleep in one of the dining room chairs, wearing an aluminum foil tiara on his lolled-back head. T
  • Sarahas quoted5 years ago
    Noah is an ass.

    10. Hudson is hot.
  • Sarahas quoted5 years ago
    Dean and Vi are in love.
  • Sarahas quoted5 years ago
    But Donut, if you happen to bite their ankles, there will be a can of tuna in your future.”
  • Sarahas quoted5 years ago
    “Stop splashing,” she said to me. “If you get my phone wet I’m going to beat you. Hud? Why don’t you and your delinquent brother come over and hang out with us?”
  • Sarahas quoted5 years ago
    dad and Penny scheduled sex. Every Tuesday and Saturday at eleven. I tried to be asleep. It wasn’t like it was on the calendar, but I could hear the Barry Manilow playing like clockwork. Can you imagine . . . scheduling sex? Could anything be less romantic?
  • Sarahas quoted5 years ago
    paper, and read the New York Times daily. “Girl” would not do. Vi rocked.
  • Sarahas quoted5 years ago
    the type of girl who hated being called a “girl.” She was a woman, thank you very much. She drank wine, wore her hair in a short black bob, worked out every morning, edited the school
  • Sarahas quoted5 years ago
    And Vi’s mom nowhere in sight.

    I was a dead princess.
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