The Mistake

everything I do know about you, I like. And everything I don’t know, I want to find out.

And she stuck her finger in my ass when she was blowing me, which was fucking incredible. I never thought I’d enjoy having anything up there, but—”

Shane Lukov here,” the dark-haired guy on

Yeah, someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rants and her calming presence and—hello, irony.

I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it turns out that’s what I wanted all along.

No, you just want what we have. You want the connection and the closeness and all the gooey relationship stuff.”

Can’t wait to see your collage.
Me: How do u feel about glitter? And dick pics?
Her: If there’s a pic of your dick on that collage, I’m photocopying it and passing it around in the student center.
Me: Bad idea. You’ll give all the other dudes an inferiority complex.

Yep,” I answer softly. “I guess they do.”

Love you too, gorgeous.”

Love you, Johnny,”

You’re it for me, baby