The Mistake

everything I do know about you, I like. And everything I don’t know, I want to find out.

Can’t wait to see your collage.
Me: How do u feel about glitter? And dick pics?
Her: If there’s a pic of your dick on that collage, I’m photocopying it and passing it around in the student center.
Me: Bad idea. You’ll give all the other dudes an inferiority complex.

Yep,” I answer softly. “I guess they do.”

Love you too, gorgeous.”

Love you, Johnny,”

You’re it for me, baby

I want her.” He pauses. “I’m in love with her.”

You stupid jackass,”

One, I’ve never had more fun with a girl in my entire life.

Two, I never want this to end.

And three…

I think I might be falling in love with her

He’s operating on a whole other level when it comes

to you.”