Just What Kind of Mother Are You

Christ, she could stick her fingers to the back of his eye sockets and drag out his fucking brain rather than do this.

Women put up with all sorts of things they never signed up for when they started out in their relationship.

‘Don’t be so quick to judge

And he thought of all the idiotic famous women wearing that same ridiculous pout whenever they were photographed.

What was the purpose of it? To show they were never more than a few short seconds away from giving a free blow job? Pathetic.

If two people want to have an affair, let them,’ Alexa continued. ‘Christ, Kate, life is bloody short, love is thin on the ground

The Lakes has always been littered with two extremes of women: the ones who never work … and the ones who never stop.

Or when there’s a beautiful woman in the pub and my face falls, and when I check to see if Joe’s looking at her, and he’s not, he’s looking at me, and he’s smiling at my insecurity.

this thing you’re suffering from … it’s just life.’