As it emerges from its mother, it gets another dose of microbes alongside those from the vagina. Disgusting as it may sound, ingesting faeces early in life is not unique to koalas. During human labour and birth, the contraction-inducing hormones and the pressure of the descending baby cause most women to defecate. Babies tend to be born head first and facing towards their mum’s bottom, pausing for a moment with their heads and mouths in prime position whilst their labouring mothers wait for the next contraction to help them ease the rest of the body out. Whatever your instinctive revulsion, it’s an auspicious start. After birth, the mother’s gift of a new coat of microbes, both faecal and vaginal, makes for a simple and safe birthday suit for the newborn.
It’s also probably an ‘adaptive’ start. That is, it’s probably no bad thing that the anus is so close to the vagina, or that the hormones that bring on contractions in the uterus have the same effect on the back passage. Natural selection may have made it that way because it benefits baby, or at the very least causes no more harm than good. Receiving a gift of the microbes, and their genes, that have worked in harmony with your mother’s genome gets you off to a great start.