Funny Feelings

“What could go wrong?” he asks, and I can’t help the thought that emerges in response: Famous last words.

“You need some friends your own age. Or therapy.” Lance says tiredly as he massages his temples behind the bar.
“I’ve seen a therapist biweekly for eight years, Lance, and I have friends.”
“Then why aren’t you going to them with this Gossip Girl shit? I’m tired, Meyer. I’m 63. I can’t pretend to give a shit,” he groans.

“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He’s a mile away, and you’ve got his shoes.”- Billy Connolly