What's so funny about Coronavirus?
America's top comics bring you a huge collection of hilarious jokes and memes about Coronavirus, quarantine, social distancing, and homeschooling to brighten your quarantine experience!
The Friendly Cop
During quarantine, a police office saw a man sitting on his front step with a pair of binoculars looking longingly across the street at his neighbor.
The office advised the man in a friendly voice, «I'm sure you miss her, but remember, social distancing means you need to stay six feet away from her.»
«Shouldn't be a problem," the man replied, «that's 94 feet closer than the restraining order says.»
Report Card
Homeschooling is not going well. Today, two students were suspended for fighting and one teacher was fired for drinking on the job.
The WHO
The World Health Organization, or WHO, had feared the dogs could spread Coronavirus and ordered all dogs that were exposed to the virus be held in quarantine. After review, the WHO announced that dogs cannot contract Coronavirus. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
To be clear: WHO let the dogs out.
A portion of the proceeds of this book benefit the hard-working 'essential workers' who are sacrificing so much to help us all during the 2020 epidemic.
