Coming to a foreign country to set up an outpost of your own culture just struck me as disrespectful. I wasn’t the sort of intense weirdo who would say, “Gomen, nihongo shika hanasenai” (“No, sorry, I only speak Japanese”) if a group of English speakers asked me to go grab a beer, but I was constantly amazed that people would come all the way to this coun- try and ignore all the amazing things around us. I met people who had been in Tokyo for seventeen years who didn’t speak any Japanese. I’d look at them and think, “Are you okay? What’s your problem? You came to live in Tokyo, but don’t understand the language, don’t like Japanese food, and don’t feel like trying to fix either situation. You’ve created a bizarre little English-speaking world in downtown Tokyo.” One guy I met had a wife who didn’t speak any English, and even their two kids didn’t speak English very well either—he couldn’t talk to his own kids! He wasn’t a bad guy, but what a tragic life.