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Fanny Merkin
Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody
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jerk-faced jerk-face
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he takes control of the controls like the controlling man he is.
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there’s one bone I’d like to have in my body, and it’s attached to Mr. Earl Grey . . .
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“I was worried about you,” she says.
“Why?” I ask. Because you sent me to Grandma’s house when you knew the whole time there was a big bad wolf?
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“Would you like a tour of the building? Perhaps a peek inside my secret sex dungeon?”
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“I’m Edward Cullen. I mean, ‘Earl Grey.’ Have a seat?”
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HOLY MOTHER EFFING SPARKLY VAMPIRES IS HE HOT.
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I’m going to murder her, if Beyoncé doesn’t kill me first.
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My phone buzzes—it’s a text message from Beyoncé, warning me to keep my hands off her man. Whatever.
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This guy could be a hundred years old or five. Although they wouldn’t let a five-year-old run a company the size of the Earl Grey
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