It was the BIG game. You know the one – where all the talent scouts are there looking for the Next Big Thing. Wanting to get a leg up on the competition, Dave – coach of the college team – called up his wife, Sheila, to call in a favor. A BIG, MILKY favor. Sheila was to be their pre-game nurse-maid, suckling the men and getting them ready. Milk. It’s what big, horny, hunky football players crave.
