A man is stepping out on a date with his girlfriend, on the way to the date his stomach is growling. His stomach settles as he first sees her, but then it starts again. Finally he is unable to hold it all back, he loses controll of his bowels and has a case of diarrhoea all through his pants. He runs off saying he can't stay, having another attack on the way. He ends up with stained toes, and she makes a list of excuses in case he should call again looking for another date.
