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  • cristinapuighas quoted5 years ago
    instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.
  • blackfire bambihas quoted2 years ago
    Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it,” said Marvin.

    “And what happened?” pressed Ford.

    “It committed suicide,” said Marvin, and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.
  • blackfire bambihas quoted2 years ago
    “It hated me because I talked to it.”

    “You talked to it?” exclaimed Ford. “What do you mean you talked to it?”
  • blackfire bambihas quoted2 years ago
    If you just ignore me I expect I shall probably go away.”
  • blackfire bambihas quoted2 years ago
    The other three could sense it too, but they could sense the bitter cold even more and hurried back into the Heart of Gold suffering from an acute attack of no curiosity
  • blackfire bambihas quoted2 years ago
    “What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I’d far rather be happy than right any day.”

    “And are you?”

    “No. That’s where it all falls down, of course.”
  • blackfire bambihas quoted2 years ago
    The car shot forward straight into the circle of light, and suddenly Arthur had a fairly clear idea of what infinity looked like.

    It wasn’t infinity in fact. Infinity itself looks flat and uninteresting. Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity— distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless.
  • blackfire bambihas quoted2 years ago
    It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.
  • blackfire bambihas quoted2 years ago
    “You choose a cold night to visit our dead planet,” he said.
  • blackfire bambihas quoted2 years ago
    “I don’t know.”

    “What?”

    “I don’t know what I’m looking for.”

    “Why not?”

    “Because … because … I think it might be because if I knew I wouldn’t be able to look for them.”

    “What, are you crazy?”

    “It’s a possibility I haven’t ruled out yet,” said Zaphod quietly. “I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good.”
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