WARNING:UNSUITABLE FOR PRUDES AND CHILDREN. In this fifth book of the Hamster-Sapiens series, we spy upon the folk of Hamster Heath as they conduct their annual pilgrimage to Danglydong Dell, in which especially chosen citizens are invited to read from their diaries – and in doing so relate great tales of derring-do from the past year. And what tales they are; tales that make Alice in Wonderland look like a walk in the park. Includes the sequel to Fanfare for the Common Hamster. Prepare yourself for ribaldry!