The hilarious final instalment to the best-selling A Campus Conspiracy and Degrees R Us. Harry Gilbert returns as the new Provost of St Sebastian's Cathedral and thereby Visitor of the University (he can stay until he is 70). The move finds him rubbing shoulders with old friends and adversaries at a crucially important time for the University with the Quality Assurance Agency due to inspect St Sebastian's. Dr. Sloth is busy rewriting the minutes of Senate and Council. What is he hiding? What will the QAA uncover? Once again Harry finds himself in an uncompromising position as he becomes privy to this institutional conspiracy. Will Harry's honesty overcome his loyalty to the university?