‘Oh sure,’ Roy said lazily. ‘And don’t be fooled by that vague manner of his. Take it from me, he was always at least as horny as yours truly – but he always tended to fantasise rather than do anything about it. Not like me at all in that respect. I suppose you could say he’s much more patient. Married to Melissa, I bet he’s had to be.’
‘Tell me more about Luke. Did he ever live with Mrs Whitaker?’
Roy shook his head. ‘Not likely. You knew the Dinosaur. Talk about Victorian values – but he was more strait-laced than most Victorians, if you ask me. He was just as bad as Melissa, he never subscribed to the permissive society. He would never have countenanced living in sin. Not even with Mrs Whitaker, much as he cared for her.’
‘Why didn’t they marry?’
‘Your guess is as good as mine. My bet is that she wouldn’t have been averse to tying the knot again. She’d been devoted to Ashley’s father, but after a decent interval there was no reason why she shouldn’t try to find happiness elsewhere. The Dinosaur was a handsome devil in those days. She was a shade on the plump side, maybe, but that’s not the end of the world, is it?’ He grinned. ‘As a matter of fact, I quite fancied her myself. I was going through an older-woman phase at the time. Thank God it wore off, otherwise, I’d be necking with pensioners whilst I was still in my prime.’
The waiter took their orders for dessert and Harry found himself unable to resist a Rip Van Winkle mousse. In the conversational lull, an outlandish idea occurred to him.
‘I must admit I’m intrigued by the tie-up between Luke and Ashley. Frankly, if either of my godfathers was sitting in this restaurant, I wouldn’t recognise him. Yet Luke and Ashley saw a great deal of each other. I was wondering if the relationship might have been closer than anyone ever admitted. Is it possible’ – he paused – ‘is it possible that Luke was Ashley’s father?’
Roy stared at him. ‘Now you really are in the land of make-believe. Whatever gave you that idea?’
‘Just a thought. Do I gather that you’re not convinced? I realise there is no physical resemblance…’
‘Whereas, to judge from one or two photographs I’ve seen over the years, Ashley is the spitting image of his dad.’
‘Maybe I’m wrong, then.’
Roy grinned. ‘Detective fever. You’re trying to solve a puzzle that doesn’t exist. Luke carried a torch for Ashley’s mum. He became genuinely fond of his godson. Their friendship was strong enough to survive the death of Mrs Whitaker. My guess is that, if anything, it brought them together. The Dinosaur found it hard to get close to people. Maybe he leaned on Ashley more than any of us realised.’
‘What makes you say that?’
‘I don’t suppose it’s a coincidence that when Luke finally snapped, Ashley was in Canada