Stepbrother Dearest

Keep the change, or rather, change into these. I’m guessing your current ones are a little wet.

It’s hard alright. God, I can’t get it out of my head!

Pierced mushroom head.

Shit.

“You know you’re the sexiest Santa I’ve ever seen,

right?”

His slid his hands down my waist. “Lucky for you, I’ll be coming way more than once a year.”

I’m fighting the urge to back you up against this wall

and fuck you so hard that I’ll have to carry you back to your room.”

“I can see you have beautiful nipples because they’re saluting me right now.

“I am her home, fucknut.”

“Is that because you’d rather sit on my dirty face?”

“You’d better not have thrown them out!”

So, I should capitalize on that.”

What do you think, Elec?”
“What do I think about what?”
“What movie should Greta see on her date with Bentley?”
He ignored her question and looked at me. “That dude’s a fucknut.”
He started to walk away, but Victoria called after him. “Hey, Elec…”
He turned around.
“Would you want to join? I mean…we could go with them. It might be fun. Like a double date.”
He chuckled and just stared at her for the longest time with a look that screamed, not a chance.
I shook my head. “I don’t think that’s a good idea.”
He turned to me with a malicious grin. “Why not?”
Why not?
“Because it’s my date. I don’t want anyone else tagging along.”
“It would really upset you if I went?”
“Yes, actually.”
He looked over at Victoria. “In that case, I’d love to go.”