Speechless

“Ah, yes. Where would we poor gays be without straight white girls sticking up for us?”

I can’t believe someone as good as you exists. I can’t believe you even want to be around me. I can’t believe how lucky I am when just weeks ago I thought my life was over.

What, am I supposed to be impressed by this display of unleashed teenage testosterone?

I’m sure she thinks there’d be peace in the Middle East if every country were forced to sit down on a stiff leather couch with a box of Kleenex and talk about their feeeeelings.