Stuart

all the people we used to take the piss out of for being nobs and cunts and arse-lickers, the truth of it is, most of them now have got really nice houses, driving really nice cars, and here we are still sitting in a pub being angry and bitter about the class war. Who’s ended up losing out?

Technically, joyriding does not involve stealing a car, because the person who takes the vehicle doesn’t intend to keep it

During the three years I have known Stuart, my income has rarely exceeded his from the state.