“A whole afternoon and night off. What could we possibly get up to?”
“If that’s your way of asking me on that second date, your delivery needs some work.”
“Oh, and the way you asked was so romantic. The only reason I knew it was a date was because you told me to change my shirt.”
I shove him. “Ask me out properly, dick.”
He laughs. “Hey, asshole, wanna go out tonight?”
“With such sweet pet names like that, it’s amazing we’re not totally in love yet. But yes. I will go out with you tonight.”