Ficlets for a verse where Peter is accidentally turned into a child version of himself, and the avengers accidentally turn into parents. rated for *Steve Rogers voice* language.
«You’ve got a boy with the energy of a little kid, the brain of a genius teenager, and the experience of a vigilante, Avenger apprentice. What are we gonna do with him for multiple weeks?”
Tony groans and falls into the couch, covering his face with one hand. Sam is still snickering beside him.
“No. Fucking. Clue.”