Things Ones Would Never Dream of Doing
• being half an hour late to work
• not sending thank-you notes for birthday gifts within two days
• not making reservations for every night of their vacation
• leaving their clothes in a heap and their dishes unwashed all week
• laughing it off when criticized
• eating with their elbows on the table and using their sleeve for a napkin
• taking a relaxing bath just before guests come over instead of going over the house for another cleaning