It is 1987, and Nancy has anal warts. Her doctor however tells her that she is terminally ill. Worried she may die without exacting revenge on her bitter foe, British writer Tom Britt whose book revealed that her idol Valentino was gay, she hires a young man, Ted Ullman, to kill him. She then hires an equally loopy disciple, Jed Leavons, to kill Ted and his ex-Catholic priest lover turned detective, Travis Morris, after which she will arrange for someone to kill Jed! What she does not know is that the trio have one plan in mind~to bump Nancy off, and invest the money in a remake of their favourite gay porno movie, Boys in the Sand, with Tom, Ted, Travis and Jed recreating the sensual scenes from the 1971 original. And of course, this being a Nancy Sphinctergritzel story, the 8th in the series, not all goes to plan.
NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature
