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Илья Франк

Английский шутя. Английские и американские анекдоты для начального чтения

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  • Konstantin Samsonovhas quoted8 years ago
    It's just too hot to wear clothes today.
  • Ольга Рубинаhas quoted9 years ago
    A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, «Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.»
    The woman answered, «Well, I have contacts.»
    The policeman replied, «I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!»
  • movsar ayubovhas quoted2 years ago
    the sharpest nail in the bucket
  • movsar ayubovhas quoted2 years ago
    Homer was exultant
  • movsar ayubovhas quoted2 years ago
    the sharpest nail in the bucket
  • movsar ayubovhas quoted4 years ago
    (очень хорошо) Not only will I allow you in (я не только позволю тебе войти), but for being faithful to your wife (но за верность жене; faithful — верный; faith — вера) I will give you a huge mansion (огромный особняк) and a limo (лимузин) for your transportation."
  • movsar ayubovhas quoted4 years ago
    /), "I will ask you each a simple question (я задам вам каждому простой вопрос).

    Каждому - each

  • movsar ayubovhas quoted4 years ago
    the record (в записи, архиве; record [ˈrekɔ(r)d]
  • movsar ayubovhas quoted4 years ago
    right ahead (начинай, давай /действуй/: "иди прямо вперед").
  • movsar ayubovhas quoted4 years ago
    "But why did you make them such airheads? (такими легкомысленными: "воздушноголовыми")"
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