You know that awful sound your stereo makes when you drag your needle over a record?
For those of you that have never listened to a record…shame on you. Dude, go Google that sh!t right now. Better yet, buy a record player and get your learn on.
Anyway, that sound that makes you wince and leap for the volume? Yeah. That's the soundtrack of my life right now.
I got the girl and I lost her. I wasn't supposed to. That wasn't in the script.
Now I gotta Ferris Bueller this sh!t and pull a parade out of my a$$ to get the girl back.
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