Nancy Sphinctergritzel (1904–2010) the most loathed of the Hollywood lushes, the quintessential example of Machiavellian insanity who moved from one situation to the next, leaving a trail of death and misery. Her obsession was with Rudolph Valentino, in proving that he never had sex with men, that the only woman he ever loved was her. Her book, ‘My Life With Rudy’, which she boasted would take the world by storm, took 68 years to complete, butminutes to destroy by victims of her homophobia. In this the second trilogy of this popular series, we see Nancy at her most hateful: with her equally horrid hermaphrodite buddy, Hal Pickford; pursuing her movie star, who she abandoned as a baby and now wishes to destroy because he is gay; and travelling to Italy, to petition the Vatican into making Valentino a saint—or face the consequences. WARNING: contains adult material of a sexual nature. NOTE: this story is fictitious. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
