"e;Hilarious and tear-jerking in turns."e;-Express "e;A touching novel! Full of tenderness and written from the heart."e;-Independent "e;A sharp, witty, and wise book."e;-Daily Mail Some situations to avoid when preparing for your all-important, finally-I-am-fully-grown thirtieth birthday. Having a one-night stand with a colleague from work. The rash purchase of luxury items you can't afford. Being left by your wife. Losing your job. Suddenly becoming a single parent. If you are coming up on thirty, whatever you do, don't do any of that. It will f*** up your whole day.