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Stella Hyde

Darkside Zodiac: Scorpio

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Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Scorpio the Scorpion the zodiac’s frankly scary power-obsessed sex UXB. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Although in your case Scorpio, the thin line between bright and dark is, well, very thin, although the rest of the zodiac would never actually tell you that, at least not to your face.

* Bitch factor? You got it.

Likewise

* Annoying habits

* Deadly sin of choice

* Your love life. Hah.

* Your criminal career

* Your road rage

Plus clever charts showing just how incompatible you are with everybody else in every conceivable aspect of life. Of course it’s not your fault. It never is. Find out which planet/s is/are responsible for your cosmic awfulness, and blame it/them. And you get to find out who famously shares your sector of the darkness, just so you have a role model if you begin to stray towards the light.

Until now only available to the discerning in tree-based form, the darkside has gone e-side so you can read all about your dark self without having to lift a finger to turn the page. Buy one for yourself (and wallow in delicious shame) or, even better, for your friends/enemies/frenemies/office nemesis and send it to them anonymously. That would be very darkside.

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69 printed pages
Publication year
2013
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Quotes

  • Anastasia Dozhdikovahas quoted8 years ago
    Your ideal date is a midweek motel room with the wife of a close friend.
  • Anastasia Dozhdikovahas quoted8 years ago
    Your favorite sport is competitive mindgaming (you are a Fifth Dan); you play long after everyone else has gone home for their supper, and you have to have the last spiteful word, or your day is just ruined. You have never been known to apologize for anything, since it would make you look weak; nor do you grant second chances

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