The Cowboy Way

told me penises had teeth,” she said, deadpan.
Eli’s head whipped around to face Connor. “Did you really?”
“I don’t remember,” Connor said.
“You did,” Kate said. “I spent the next two years concerned for the health and safety of the inner thighs of every boy I knew.”

She had a feeling that was going to go down with Eli like a live leech in his breakfast cereal.