The Laughing Corpse

I had never yet had to try to fast draw a knife from a thigh sheath.

Mustn't let these little interruptions spoil my exercise program

The really dangerous stuff doesn't come out until after dark.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

I had been offered a million dollars today, just to kill someone and raise a zombie. Then off to the bridal shop for a final fitting. Now a murder scene. Messy, Dolph had said. It was turning out to be a very busy afternoon.