An exciting new life in government Witness Relocation—especially for a couple of newlyweds who barely know each other, or themselves anymore—isn' always what it’s cracked up to be. Just ask disgruntled Arizona Relocation subjects Lorenzo and Dr. Lucretia Valentino, formerly of beautiful Beach City, IN. Much like the merciless Sonoran Desert, things can get a little heated.
precisely a dreary Nowheresville cul-de-sac apparently home more to the dead than the living. Throw into the mix a suspiciously paternal shrink from their permanently sealed past, a mysteriously absentee case manager, a precocious pair of newborn twins, the meddling long-distance in-laws, a cranky lady doc who despises the new government job not working with her beloved cadavers, a hopelessly haunted so-called safe house, and the nightmarish fugitive fun is just beginning . . .
