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Сергей Матвеев

Самые лучшие английские анекдоты

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Чтение шуток и занимательных историй — верный способ быстрого расширения словарного запаса и совершенствования знания английского языка. В книжке собраны самые смешные анекдоты и шутливые рассказы, которые вызовут у вас желание побольше отводить времени изучению английского. Тексты снабжены комментариями, в конце книги предлагаются упражнения и англо-русский словарик. Издание рассчитано на всех, кто стремится читать на английском языке. (CD прилагается только к печатному изданию.)
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    What is the longest word in the English language? “Smiles”. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
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    A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,“Got any fresh fruit?” “No.” “Got any fresh vegetables?” “No. We have only canned and dry goods.”
    The next day, the duck returns. “Got any fresh fruit?” “No.” “Got any fresh vegetables?” “No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I’ll nail your flippers to the floor.”
    On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any nails?” “No.” “Got any fresh fruit?”

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