{"strong"=>["I know that out in the big, bright world, it is usually the mommy and daddy who announce their baby's arrival."]}
Well, there's still seven months before my auspicious debut, but I'm announcing myself. Now. See, Mommy is keeping me hush-hush. And her cold shoulder has Daddy in a dither. But Mommy has always loved Daddy…and though they got awfully close the night I appeared, he's never uttered those three little words. (No, not “change my diaper.”)
Gee whiz — parents! I just know they'll work it out because babies are all about hope…and this baby won't stand for anything but a happy ending….