John Kennedy Toole

A Confederacy of Dunces

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  • .has quoted4 years ago
    Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person’s lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one’s soul.
  • Soliloquios Literarioshas quoted4 years ago
    Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person’s lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one’s soul.
  • Nikolai C.has quoted5 years ago
    (That wagon is a terrible liability. I feel as if I am stuck with a retarded child who deserves constant attention. I feel like a hen sitting on one particularly large tin egg.)
  • Nikolai C.has quoted5 years ago
    I really have had little to do with them, for I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.
  • Nikolai C.has quoted5 years ago
    Her brown wedgies squeaked with discount price defiance
  • Nikolai C.has quoted5 years ago
    Her mind was reeling with misconceptions and abysmal value judgments. After she had made one or two bold and unsolicited comments about my person and bearing, I drew Mr. Gonzalez aside to tell him that Gloria was planning to quit without notice at the end of the day. Mr. Gonzalez, thereupon, grew quite manic and fired Gloria immediately, affording himself an opportunity at authority which, I could see, he rarely enjoyed. Actually, it was the awful sound of Gloria’s stake-like heels that led me to do what I did.
  • sergioperalesrendonhas quoted5 years ago
    “Is it the part of the police department to harass me when this city is a flagrant vice capital of the civilized world?” Ignatius bellowed over the crowd in front of the store. “This city is famous for its gamblers, prostitutes, exhibitionists, Antichrists, alcoholics, sodomites, drug addicts, fetishists, onanists, pornographers, frauds, jades, litterbugs, and lesbians, all of whom are only too well protected by graft. If you have a moment, I shall endeavor to discuss the crime problem with you, but don’t make the mistake of bothering me.
  • George Pattonhas quoted9 years ago
    When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
    — Jonathan Swift
    “THOUGHTS ON VARIOUS SUBJECTS, MORAL AND DIVERTING”
  • malkiehas quoted11 years ago
    Nobody findin them cashews on me, but that po-lice still draggin me off. I think that flo’walk a cawmniss. Mean motherfucker
  • malkiehas quoted11 years ago
    The police are all communiss,” the old man said.
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