Aubrey Malone

Football Wit

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‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition don’t like it – you can see it all over their faces.’ Ron Atkinson

When you’re done explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this goal-scoring collection of footy wise-cracks.

No matter if your team win, lose or draw, Football Wit will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way.
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61 printed pages
Publication year
2008
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Quotes

  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    One of the most difficult tasks I had
    on match days was shaking hands
    with the opposing manager if I’d lost.
    Brian Clough
  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    Some teams are so negative they
    should be sponsored by Kodak.
    Tommy Docherty
  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    My local football team are so
    bad, every time they get a corner
    they do a lap of honour.
    Bob Monkhouse

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