Your therapist keeps asking if you've “processed” your feelings. Your gastroenterologist keeps asking if you're “regular.” Plot twist: they're asking the same question.
Welcome to the uncomfortable truth that your gut and brain are basically twins—one processes burritos, the other processes your ex's Instagram stories at 2 AM. Both will stage midnight revolts if you keep feeding them garbage.
Dr. Flux diagnoses the mental maladies you didn't know had names: Cognitive Constipation (hoarding grudges from 2015 like winning lottery tickets), Deliberation Diarrhea (voice notes requiring intermission breaks), Impression Indigestion (binging podcasts while your own life remains undigested), and Leaky Mind Syndrome (absorbing everyone's trauma until you're spiritually waterlogged).
Part comedy, part intervention, this book offers actual treatment protocols disguised as savage humor—from emergency procedures for emotional flatulence to detox plans for the experientially obese but wisdom-malnourished.
Your colon processed last Tuesday's lunch in 12 hours. Your brain is still running highlight reels from 2012. One organ understands its job. The other needs this book.
