A boy with one arm who dreams of becoming a great knight. His arch-enemy, determined not to let that happen. An old man with a tragic past and slight drinking problem. Zombie knights, risen from their graves. There are triumphs. There are tragedies. There are funny names. Did I mention there are ZOMBIE KNIGHTS? ZOMBIES? THAT ARE KNIGHTS? This book has everything! Except squirrels. And Lachie Wright. They're not in it. Sorry. I hope you like it anyway.
