"Shannon's getting fat," Ollie tossed out. "She loves Dellie's food, too."
"I'm a size 8, you thug," I choked out, offended. "I weigh 7 and a half stone. I'm not fat."
"You don't call girls fat, Ol," Tadhg groaned. "Remember what Joey told us? They're always skinny – even when they're whales."