Camilla Grudova

I was drawn to Latin because it didn’t belong to anybody, there were no native speakers to laugh at me.

Peter had to point out that he had covered the English translation side of the Latin books with sheets of coloured paper

Happy Canada Day’ poster

The Paradise barely got any sun, but the bartender was very tanned and well built like a soldier in a Technicolor film.

The fishes disappeared during the night as the sailors, one by one, stole them away to their bunk beds, intoxicated enough that the small, wet creatures were adequate substitutes for women. By morning, scales covered their sheets, and the octopus was gone. After removing itself from the bucket and sliding across the deck, it quickly copulated with the mermaid figurehead on the tip of the ship before diving back into the sea.