Caroline Kepnes

but that’s the story of humans. We shrink to fit.

That’s the problem with this never-ending centipede of lemmings, Beck. You know they’re all pussies, each and every one of ’em. They buy these books to get scared because their lives are too easy. How pathetic is that?

think Benji was a tough dude to date? Well, try having the same conversation over and over while Benji’s in the cage trying to dig his way to China. Yeah, you put up with his bullshit, Beck, but did you ever lock him in a cage and listen to him bellyache 24/7?

your nails are bare

hunting for Faulkner you’ll never finish, never start

hey don’t like it when a guy comes on too strong

in the bottom of his basket

So wipe that judgmental look off your face

You don’t know how to be alone with yourself. And if you block out the world, there you’d be.

Did I mention that you’re lucky to have me? You are. I am a Bed-Stuy man by birth, sober, collected, and well aware of my whereabouts and yours. A protector.

And the bullshit thing is, if someone saw the three of us, well, most people would think I’m the weird one just because I followed you here.

And that’s the problem with this world, with women.