Will Smith

gold.

Gigi could take the last half glass of Welch’s grape juice and mix it with the last swallow of Dole pineapple juice, throw in some Kool-Aid packets

Hero with a Thousand Faces

shut the fuck up

reality hits with the force of paved asphalt.

was ever going to end.

do not let him

you could just wheel that thing out to the trash.

not used to being

I never got my head around lacrosse.

series of frustrating snags and misfire