David McGowan

which may explain, come to think of it, why his semen seems to be in such demand in certain circles—because, if we’re being honest here, it certainly can’t be due to his looks or talent

Brandon DeWilde, or Monkee Mickey Dolenz, or eccentric prodigy Van Dyke Parks. You might also encounter some former mental patients, such as James Taylor

Jimi faked being gay to earn an early release