Fred Metcalf

The US Government sent 10,000 medical kits, 20,000 blankets, $30 million cash, and today the people of New Orleans said: ‘They did what?’

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.

I invited everyone in my neighbourhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.