Wilson

I’m sorry son, it’s just that I’ve been waiting with a lawyer on standby for when she inevitably figured out that you were… watching her. Anyway, tell me more about what—”

Quite romantic, if you ask me.

Over the last however many years—since I first started coming here at the age of sixteen—I’ve garnered a… reputation.
In other words, they all think I’m a raging lunatic who should be locked away in some sort of asylum.