Jilly Cooper

like Ferdinand the Bull.

-hab-Billy-tation

Billy smiled.

“Of course not.” That was all part of the act, to be cheerful, never to show the cracks in his heart.

I overestimated. You look delectable. Don’t lose an ounce more.

“You rotten sod,” he shouted at Rupert.

“Didn’t you see the way her little face lit up when the cable arrived? She’s obviously mad about him. How could you do such a fucking awful thing to her? You don’t understand anything about people’s feelings. You’re like a bloody boy scout in reverse. You have to do a bad deed every day,” and he walked into his bedroom, slamming the door. Immediately he dialled Fen’s number.

She was a nymphomaniac virgin

But such was Rupert’s masculinity,

You pipped me to the post,

You are flying high. Enrico’s got an even worse reputation than I have. Watch out he doesn’t give you the big E.

Taggie is a dear girl,’ wrxgote her headmaster. ‘ Kind, hardworking, responsible; she deserves to do very well in life.’