One minute I’m in an underground cave on a Special Ops mission,
and the next thing I know, I’ve travelled through time.
My life became prehistoric pretty damn fast.
I may have fought the bad guys in the military, but now I had new enemies.
Woolly mammoths and saber tooth tigers – and no other humans in sight.
Five years later, I’m still stuck here.
Lonely as hell with a bright yellow bird I’
