Trump Rhymes-Surviving Trump Times

A humorous and thought provoking take on the crazy events that occurred during the 2016 election season and right up through the inauguration, centering around that whirlwind of narcissistic sociopath himself, Donald Trump.


25 Poems about Trump, his rogues gallery of supporters and opponents, as well the media chronicling it. If you feel ready to burst into tears at any moment, this book will offer a short respite of laughter before you go back to contemplating doomsday. We will answer many questions, most of which you never considered asking .





What do Trump and Dorian Gray have in common? (Hint; it's not upper class British manners)


What's worse than a week with Ted Cruz?


Which Fox News personality do the authors hate the most? (There may be no wrong answer),


Who is scared of Mike Pence? Raise your hand


Why would Morning Joe be better without Joe?


Who do you think best fits the description of a "cornpone Giuliani"?


Will the authors end up in Gitmo?


Will we receive a thank you note from Jimmy Fallon?





Alternative Facts are Just Other Words for Nothing Left to Truth


Midnight in Gotham


Four Surrogates of the Apocalypse Now


The Popular Vote Still Gets His Goat


Thanks Obama


A Street Car Named Lindsey


Fox and Friends-Breakfast with Morons


Late Night Christmas in June


Birther Redux


A Week with Ted Cruz


Der Furor


Thumb on the Scale


Fox News-Unfair and I’m Becoming Balanced


The Portrait of Reverse Dorian Gray


Landslide?-Takes Big Rocks to Suggest That


Morning Joe with No Joe


21st Century Man-churian Candidate


Mitt Romney’s Back and There is Going to be Trouble (Not Really)


We Get Our Comeup Pence


Put Out the Good China


Ctrl Alt Right Delete


Truth Trump (Credit to the Daily Show)


A Nightmare From a Trump at the Helm Tweet


Repeal and Replace and Your Next Visit is Never


The Walking Dread