Checking into a continental football hotel, it’s Jimbo, James Horncastle, Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo.
The title races in Spain and France are going right down to the wire as Lille slip up but are still a point ahead while Atletico strike late to stay 2 points clear heading into the final day.
Dortmund secure silverware and a top 4 finish which might be enough to hang on to their stars.
Sporting are champions of Portugal for the first time in 19 years, with a young team and a very young and talented manager.
Juventus remain outside the top 4 heading into the last day of the season, despite a bizarre Derby d’Italia victory over Inter.
Plus Andre Silva to Man City, Zinedine Zidane’s future and the runners and riders in Eurovision this Saturday.
• PART 1: Moment of the weekend (03m 00s)
• PART 2: Are Lille about to throw away the Ligue 1 title? (07m 30s)
• PART 3: A wonderful week for Dortmund (13m 00s)
• PART 4: Sporting Lisbon, champions of Portugal with David Novo (21m 00s)
• PART 5: Atletico on the verge of the title in Spain (29m 00s)
• PART 6: The top 4 race in Italy goes right to the wire (39m 30s)
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